JAK Nonsense

christian - 21 - aquarius - teacher/student - reblogging anything I like


Ask me anything  

I want to go to work and have a social life and workout and go to school but also i want to lay in bed and watch anime and play video games while getting drunk and high all day.

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dkjennysilva:

Space⭐Dandy! SPAM
day 1/3 
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~Tomare~

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stonerswithboners:


Heart strings (tendons) inside the human heart.

In biology we dissected a heart and our teacher told us that the heart strings can sometimes break after a deep emotional trauma causing the heart to lose form an as a result be unable to pump blood effectively, you can literally die from a broken heart

stonerswithboners:

Heart strings (tendons) inside the human heart.

In biology we dissected a heart and our teacher told us that the heart strings can sometimes break after a deep emotional trauma causing the heart to lose form an as a result be unable to pump blood effectively, you can literally die from a broken heart

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missyay:

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excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

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Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men. John Stoltenberg  (via girlsupremacy)

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gingahhh:

when your friends send you music

gingahhh:

when your friends send you music

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thomasdavenport:

One day you’ll learn that all relationships are different. You should never compare them because they’re all unique in their own ways. 

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sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

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fuckmestupid:

STOPPPPP NOOOOO

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flowerdollie:

things to say during sex:

• valhalla I am coming

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junongirls:

plushypawss:

junongirls:

honestly why are dicks so gross to look at

90% of dicks I see I want to stuff in my mouth like premium ice cream and slob on that nob, especially the unicorn that is an uncut unaltered dick. Ever think maybe you’re just not heterosexual :/

what

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